Kareena’s Koffee revelations with Ranbir Kapoor
If you thought Salman Khan’s Koffee With Karan would be a hard act to follow – what with Salman declaring himself a virgin and calling Shah Rukh Khan a shark – take heart, the next episode is double-barrelled and loaded with two Kapoors who, between them, make up Bollywood’s “I&B ministry.”
Kareena has the information, Ranbir broadcasts it says host Karan Johar in his introduction to the cousins. However, Kareena does a whole lot of broadcasting herself with little or no help from Ranbir.
Just some of Kareena’s Koffee revelations:
I’ve definitely told Saif that he can’t kiss on screen
I think Ranbir’s in love
I’m not here to make friends
I am going to do a solo dance at your wedding to Chikni Chameli and Sheila Ki Jawani, all the superhit songs of Katrina – said to Ranbir
My outfit is ready for your wedding – said, again, to Ranbir
Are you in love with Katrina? – yet again, to a hapless Ranbir
I would be more comfortable with my sister-in-law so I’ll say Katrina Kaif – to Karan’s question about who she’d choose if forced to have a gay encounter.
A mostly-stunned-into-silence Ranbir gets in a jibe or two of his own as well. “You’ve never been friends with a contemporary actress, right” he asks Bebo, adding to Karan for good measure, “She hates all of them.”
Ranbir himself has a grand confession to make on the show. “I consider everyone from Amitabh Bachchan right down to Varun Dhawan my competition,” he says, also admitting to feeling jealous when other actors turn in good performances.
While we’re not sure if Katrina is going to boycott this episode of Koffee With Karan, we don’t think KJo’s going to be lacking for eyeballs because in our opinion Kareena and Ranbir totally out-Khan-ed Salman. Watch: