Twinkle Khanna Takes A Dig At Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif And Deepika Padukone!
Bollywood actor Akshay Kumar’s wife Twinkle Khanna who is now famously known as Mrs Funnybones, launched her first book named Mrs Funny Bones yesterday at the JW Marriott, Juhu, Mumbai. The event was full of laughter riot with Bollywood celebrities including Aamir Khan, Karan Johar, Sussanne Roshan, Dimple Kapadia, Jaya Bachchan, Sonali Bendre and many others attended the launch event for Twinkle Khanna.
The entire event was followed by a tongue-in-cheek chat between Karan Johar and Twinkle on the lines of Koffee with Karan show. Karan Johar who loves to play rapid-fire game with his friends took Twinkle Khanna’s Q&A session, which led to a laughter riot. Twinkle Khanna totally nailed the session by taking a dig on actors Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif and Deepika Padukone. Karan’s session also included AIB roast days where he was stamped with gay jokes.
The director, who is currently working on his upcoming film Ae Dil Hai Mushkil, started his roasting version in his Koffee With Karan style by confessing his love for Twinkle Khanna and the only woman he has loved till date.
We bring you the best of the chat that happened between Twinkle Khanna and Karan Johar at the book launch, where satirical stories and funny fables were on the table.
Twinkle Khanna Takes A Dig At Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif And Deepika Padukone!Karan Johar: Why did you shy away from appearing on my show?
Twinkle: Because Akshay said the first word I will say is p**** and Akshay didn’t want me to say this word again and again.
KJo: One thing about Akshay that no other hero has?
Twinkle: A few extra inches (pauses)…vertically.
KJo: Your take on the porn ban.
Twinkle: As a mom, I am happy but as a citizen, I don’t think so.
KJo: Your take on 377?
Twinkle: You can marry a tree but not the same gender.
KJo: Who would you want Akshay’s next heroine to be?
Twinkle: Jayalalithaa. I will make her into a caped crusader.
KJo: One person who should have a reality show?
Twinkle: Radhe Maa
KJo: Things about Akshay that no one knows.
Twinkle: He cries during movies like Aamir, and wears checkered pyjamas every night, and that very rare occasion when he drinks, he sings ‘mainu visa dila de dubai da’.
Karan Johar also hosted a rapid fire round with Twinkle:
KJo to Tina: If you turn into the following celebs what would you do?
Ranbir Kapoor: I wouldn’t speak because Kat’s got my tongue
Deepika Padukone: I would do every thing as it’s ‘my choice’.
Narendra Modi: I would make Akshay the sports minister.
Rahul Gandhi: I will look for my mommy.
KJo: What will you find in these people’s phones.
Aamir Khan: Pictures of naked aliens.
Twinkle to KJo: What will you do Karan if you turn into Mayawati?
Coming back on Twinkle’s writing inspiration, full of wit and delicious observations, Mrs Funny Bones captures the life of the modern Indian woman—a woman who organizes dinner each evening but goes to work all day, who runs her own life but has to listen to her mummyji, who worries about her weight and the state of the country. Based on her super-hit columns, Mrs Funnybones marks the debut of one of our funniest, most original writers.